The Pitch

Subiaco Arts Centre

22 July - 2 August 2008

By Peter Houghton

Written and performed by Peter Houghton
Directed by Anne Browning
Lighting Design by Paul Jackson
Sound Design by David Franzke

Hilarious Hollywood

Walter Weinermann, screenwriter, is on the brink. He's broke, his agent is pressuring him, the most important pitch of his career to a panel of big-shot Hollywood producers is less than an hour away, and his girlfriend has left him.

Will the panel buy Walter's idea? Should Clint or Russell play the lead? Is there a role for De Niro? Will Walter win an Oscar? And, most importantly, will he get his girl back?

In a one-man blockbuster performance, author and actor Peter Houghton 'channels' Clint Eastwood, Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock, Jet Li, Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta Jones and many others with a miraculously sharp eye for the Hollywood cliché as he takes the audience on a whirlwind journey through cities and continents, across decades and eras, into and out of genres, all without leaving Walter's flat.

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"Peter Houghton is funny. His play, The Pitch, is really funny... a romp... hilarious... a riot..." The Herald-Sun

"...If I were Prime Minister, Peter Houghton would have his own national TV series. The man is a comic genius." Hannie Rayson, playwright and screenwriter

A Palpable Hits Production. Presented by Black Swan Theatre Company and Critical Stages in association with Subiaco Arts Centre.

Venue: Subiaco Arts Centre, 180 Hamersley Road, Subiaco

Opening Night:Tues 22nd July
 Wed 23rd July
 Thurs 24th July
 Fri 25th July
 Sat 26th July
 Sat 26th July
 Tues 29th July
 Wed 30th July
 Thurs 31st July
 Thurs 31st July
 Fri 1st Aug
 Sat 2nd Aug
 Sat 2nd Aug


Duration: 1 hour 20 minutes [no interval]

SINGLE TICKET PRICES

Season Performances

Standard: $35
Concession (Senior, Pensioner, Unemployed): $30
Groups 6+ (plus get 1 free ticket when you book 10 or more): $28
Students: (full time students with photo ID): $20

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Critical Stages

Australian Government - Playing Australia

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